Highfive, Bjarne!

lørdag, september 03, 2005

Tænk hvis...

Tænk hvis Jennifer Aniston aldrig var kommet med i Friends, og hendes plads istedet var blevet taget af en flaske Carlsberg Kurvand med citron og lime...

Ross: (yelling from the bedroom) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
[cut back to Carlsberg Kurvand med citron og lime’s bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]
Ross: And for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship!!
[Carlsberg Kurvand med citron og lime gives Ross what appears to be an angry look]
Ross: I didn’t know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didn’t finish the whole letter!
[Carlsberg Kurvand med citron og lime seems to be rather concerned with these news]
Ross: I fell asleep!
[Carlsberg Kurvand med citron og lime is apparently outraged by this turn of events]
Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are,’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’
[Carlsberg Kurvand med citron og lime looks as if it intends to break up with Ross for good]
Ross: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)